Stay Dirty Orlando

Behind the parking lot of

fairyland dust there are agitators

filled with storybook cum.

There is a factory that launders

the hotel's bedsheets filled

with the worst of mankind's

sticky bodily fluids.

They refuse to return any items

that happen to get trapped:

needles, condoms, long strands

of blonde or short curly hair too,

but especially the thousands, no,

millions of British stuffed animals

reported missing or dead daily.

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