Improper Breeding
- Alicia Berdeguez
- Apr 17, 2015
- 1 min read
Come one, cum all
to the merry go round
of raising crazy kin with
no how-to instructions
required! A little bit of
parenting here, a night or two
of boozy masterbation there,
swallow some play dough
along the way and mix in
glitter for luck. Fuck, who
knows if they heard that
cuss word slip again as the
door got slammed and the
frozen chicken hit the ground,
but hey, what do training
wheels really help anyhow.
Just push!
The kid has your genes after all,
how great could they really be?
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