A Broad Abroad

When you're a broad abroad

you can do anything you choose

your funds are limitless and your

chores are few, you can skip cerfew

and stay out until 6am in the morn,

in fact if you don't, you're abnormal,

and if you want to sleep in on the

weekends you might as well commit

social suicide because you better have

bought your ticket to Amsterdam or

Rome or Scotland, or else you will have

absolutely nothing to write next week's

essay about. In fact, why not skip the

sleeping altogether. You can sleep when

you get home, or when you're dead.