Never let life be ordinary

Scoop me up and tip me

upside down right next to a

huge pool filled with ice cream

and an alcoholic cotton candy

bar that spins around with you

as you mix me up.

Parade me down the street

and send invitations to all the

nearest dancers to nonstop

shimmy their way to the beat

of streetwalkers.

Pursue me like a trumpet wails

for the bass as you sweep me off

my feet and into your arms.

Remember to vary the instructions

daily to add a little cayenne and a

whole lot of flair and make sure if

anyone is watching to pretend

not to care.