Scoop me up and tip me
upside down right next to a
huge pool filled with ice cream
and an alcoholic cotton candy
bar that spins around with you
as you mix me up.
Parade me down the street
and send invitations to all the
nearest dancers to nonstop
shimmy their way to the beat
of streetwalkers.
Pursue me like a trumpet wails
for the bass as you sweep me off
my feet and into your arms.
Remember to vary the instructions
daily to add a little cayenne and a
whole lot of flair and make sure if
anyone is watching to pretend
not to care.