The Progression of Fairy Tales and Other Lessons on Morality

Once upon a broomstick,

really, I mean,

a long long time

ago in a Galaxy,

No, wait,

I meant to say,

Once Upon a Midnight,

or perhaps a long long,

(It's so long I've quite

forgotten)

a maiden, or school girl,

or orphan,

lived in a lonely

or solitary

or abysmal life,

without loving parents

she had a spell cast on her,

or she was cast out of town,

and fell down into,

on top of,

somewhere nearby,

to a charming Prince

(or princess if you like)

he or she

was gallant and defeated

her Dragon or Stepmother

or Depression,

and she fell madly in love

with someone she barely knew,

The End.