Missing Owner

My owner is missing,

he's tall, black haired, and

well-built, last seen wearing

a blue Jersey and carrying

large navy flowers,

He's an outstanding guy,

better than the rest,

you'll know him from his

catch-phrase, "My good boy

is the best!"

He has deep blue eyes like

cold drinking water and a voice

like a motorbike,

but his heart is like a Saint-Bernard,

and his best friend's name (that's me)

is Ike.

When you see him,

you'll know him right away,

he's in a big black rolling chair,

throwing tennis balls all day.

I will reward with kisses

as soon as he is found,

and I will be a good boy forever

next time he comes around.

Please call the Animal

Humane Center of Central Florida,

for temporary reunion with a broken-

hearted Golden Retriever.