By: Alicia Berdeguez
I started unsure, but I grow more confident with time, back then I had friends but now I know better than all of them. I am gifted in the arts but more so in the STEM subjects and I can program a computer better than anyone else at UCLA. I am not ashamed to say that I will soon make six figures and swim naked in clifftop pools with models because of how amazing
I am. You may all bow down to my fingers as I type, at least on social media you should please like my likes. I am like the head of the pack, the leader of the lions, the master of equations. I just can't compute why no one showed up to my congratulatory party I threw last weekend for myself.