Not Ready for a Female President

The United States is not ready

for a female president,

I am ashamed to say,

The country that once led the way out of monarchy

and paved many roads in the name of freedom

has decided to draw the line when it comes to

the gender of our leader,

because women have periods

and they may fly off on a tangent

and decide to blow up the world,

Honestly gentlemen, if we wanted the entire

world to be gone, it would be.

We have that power between our legs.

We also have the power of negotiation,

meditation, and self-preservation.

Not to mention the mom gene which

in many women can be more powerful

than kryptonite itself.

Women are rising up.

We are a part of the workforce now,

even if not properly paid.

We work hard and put up with bullshit

and usually still run home life at the same time.

We no longer have to wear inappropriate

sexy uniforms, in most professions.

Sometimes we are protected from sexism.

We are becoming educated and we are learning

the trends and in most first world countries

it is being acknowledged that women can

indeed successfully lead us into the future.

Perhaps someday soon the United States will notice too,

what is right in front of you,

and no it’s not just tits.

Alicia's